Space Station Tiberia

Houston... we have a problem. it's big, it's mean, and it's going to wipe out 99% of life on earth. sounds like steve tyler should be doing the soundtrack and we need oil drillers - but there's no time to get bruce willis, so we will have to trust in your team to save mankind from certain extinction! is there any good news? well, the space station is equipped to blast an anti-meteor laser, you just gotta press the button and we will be fine. oh yeah - the bad news is this: the station has a big 'out of order' sticker on it and is pretty much useless unless you can bring it back online. which means we are doomed - so i'm going to go home and watch old home movies with the fam and live out our last moments remembering the good times. but, i mean - good luck and all.