Uncle Eddie's Bunker

Every family has an Uncle Eddie. You know, that guy who believes that Canadians are going to invade us from the polar north and take our land? Well, your Uncle Eddie has died and left you the keys to his remote Canadian Doomsday Bunker.TM. Once inside, Uncle Eddie will put you to the test from beyond the grave by giving you 3,600 seconds to find his will giving you his land or FACE CERTAIN DOOM. Muahahahaha.