Mad Scientist

About the Escape

"Cebrius-Maximus", our neighbor had exclaimed at the block party last night, "is the breakthrough of the century!" He claimed it had increased Chimpanzee brain function by at least 50%, effectively doubling I.Q. Unfortunately, the prolonged use of the drug caused insanity in the test chimps, but he claims the procedure is now safe and he has found a way to make the effect permanent with a simple 60-minute treatment. He's looking for test subjects. What do you think? I'd like to be smarter, how about you?